Dear Ike -
Ok, at first I was just upset that you were disrupting my long run this Saturday (18 miles = hard to reschedule), but now you are causing even more problems! I wasn’t expecting my office to shut up at 2 pm today and then officially LOCK DOWN the buildings at 6 pm until at least Monday…and you see – I’ve got a lot of work to do. Also, you are really disrupting my departure on Sunday to a conference in San Antonio.
Look – we’ve cleared all possible “projectiles” out of our yard and have a case of water, and a crank radio/flashlight. Can you just move along up the coast now? At least so we end up on the “clean” side of you? Listen – that’d be really nice. I’d really be happy to keep my power and not have to subsist off of canned soup for several days.
Oh – and stop speeding up! I was hoping to squeeze in a long run tomorrow morning instead, but you seem to be accelerating, so the wind looks like it’s gonna kick up by 8 am.
In short, we are very happy in our new home – please leave us be.